Bag for Life

Friday, 23 April 2010


Going away indefinitely- what do you pack?

To fit into 1 medium sized backpack & 1 small day pack:

- 6 pair socks
- 6 pair of underwear
- 6 emergency flapjacks

- 3 notebooks
- 1 biro, marked 'Ben Elton's We Will Rock You'
- 1 Buenos Aires travel guide (to be bookswapped for Dan Brown's 'Da Vinci Code' at earliest opportunity)


- 2 vests
- 1 Jumper
- 3 shirts
- 1 waistcoast for when inevitably frogmarched to a Tango club

- 2 pair jeans
- 1 pair trousers
- 1 pair fisherman's waders

- Washbag with basic first aid supplies
- Beard trimmer with optional nosehair-eliminating extension
- GHD hair straighteners
- Loreal Curling Tongs
- 24 rolls of double velvet toilet tissue
- 6 bottles of Toilet Duck
- Portable kermode with powerjet-bidet attachment

- 'Being Jordan' by Katie Price
- 'Doing Jordan' by Peter Andre
- 'How My Body Works' box set
- Gideons' bible
- Smiffy's pocket Koran
- Delia's Kitchen, volumes I through XVIII

- Swiss Army Knife
- Stainless steel knuckle duster
- Taser with 30 metre strike range
- 3 Police Alsatians
- Automatic 'Fun Size' Kalashnikov
- 18 Kilograms C4 plastic explosives w/ detonator
- Travel chess

3 comments:

deli said...

You planning on cleaning the toilets of South America one by one?

Olivin said...

50+ suncream for your english skin

Hakan said...

crazy bastard!